I don’t want to get into the Oscars. I feel like it’s already all been said. Two polar extremes hosted a poorly written awards show. The results were, as we all know, disastrous. Fuck sakes! Is it really this difficult to make a good Oscars?? Neway.
I did want to talk about Oscar fashion. But not red carpet fashion. After party fashion! The worst ever in the best way possible.
hahahahahahahahhahahahaaaaaahahahaaaaaaaa oh amazing. So tight around the bum. That shit rides up even an inch and you’re crotch-shotting the entire party. And it hits that uncomfortable spot where even skinny minnies with twig legs like Cameron have a bit of a bulge. Just not flattering or OK. It’s OSCAR NIGHT FFS .
I was seriously counting on Emma Stone to wear something cool. I loved her Globe dress. But this, this is like why god why type of styling. I don’t even hate the dress just what’s with the table runner coming out of her ass? It looks like something you’d stick on in desperate measures because of a rip or a stain. Bonus for colour/texture but still, we deserved more than this.
I like this dress. Love it even. But your hair! Why? What is that? It’s like the “fetch” equivalent of bangs. Ginnifer, it’s never going to happen.
TERRIBLE. At least from the front. Can’t see the back it could be cool. Maybe if you stood all night looking over your shoulder so people couldn’t see how terrible the cut of your dress is in front. OK.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHGAAASSSSSSPHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH File this away under “Need a good laugh” for future reference.
Smoking. Granted. But bitch, you nekkid. Like, uncomfortably so. Did you do this to pull Jake Gyllenhaal? You know he’s gay, right?
My eyes hut. Mila, make it better.
Ahhhh. And all is right with the world again.
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Tags: Cameron Diaz, Emma Stone, Ginnifer Goodwin, Lea Michelle, Mila Kunis, Oscars 2011, Red Carpet, Taylor Swift, Vanity Fair, Worst Dressed
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